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Dilly Dilly to Funny Commercials

This is dedicated to funny commercials that you may not have seen or might have forgotten about.  To our list, Dilly Dilly!

You are gonna need a safe word…it shouldn’t be ‘more’

Tongue & What?  This guy wants porno…followed by everything that could realistically happen, 100% plausible.  However, he did get a free copy of “Pink Slips”–it’s more upscale.

That made laugh so hard, I just shipped my drawers.

The first time watching this commercial is a shock, too funny.  Shipping your drawers is very convenient.

No idea who drinks Evian, but…

The person that made this commercial should be promoted.  No idea how they sold this concept, but it works.  Imagine sitting a proposal meeting and someone comes up with this idea?  More times than not, totally dismissed, or worse–never even mentioned.  Creative types–never hold your tongue, let it all out.  The world needs more dancing baby commercials.


Schaeffer’s = fantastic ad.

Clever.  Turned a boring commercial into laughs and makes the viewer longing for more dck.  No idea how many dck jokes one can make, but this commercial uses dang near every single one of ’em.  Re-watch, take notes, try to add to the list.  Warning: It’s harder than you think (haha, but the dude already used that angle, see?)

Which leads into this nice old granny, famously asking,

“Where’s the beef?”  During the 1980’s, this was “the commercial.”  Wendy’s rode this to become…Wendy’s?  Actually, Wendy’s is high-quality for fast food.  But it’s expensive, this is probably why there is a #McDontWannaGoThere on every street corner in America today…just a guess.

Reminder, be careful where you place your d*ck.  HAHA.

Not all that funny, it should serve more as a reminder–a public service announcement, really.   Clarification from earlier, the world needs more dancing babies…in commercials, not in reality.  Odds are 7 out 10 grow up to be jerkos.   Not an opinion, it’s science.




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